dimanche 7 août 2011

Viata-i foarte pretioasa

Sau ma rog, embrionul din uter si copilul care tocmai a fost expulzat. Restul sunt mai putin pretiosi, cam asa cum se vede la Dollo. Pentru ei se creeaza campanii de "raising awareness" si li se da mancare din cand in cand cu parasuta, ba unii mai milosi chiar contribuie activ la salvarea lor dand cu click-ul pe o cauza facebook intre doua reprize de "animal farm".



Ca is copii, sa ii ajutam alea alea. Sigur ca da, ii ajutam asa cum ne zic mai marii lumii noastre sa o facem:

1. Sexul e bleahcah cacacaca, sa se abtina ca sa nu faca SIDA, asa zice Biserica:

Shortly after becoming pontiff in 2005 (ie Pope Benedict), he told senior Catholic clergy from Africa that, while the disease was a "cruel epidemic", it could not be cured through using condoms.Addressing bishops from South Africa, Botswana, Swaziland, Namibia and Lesotho who had travelled to the Vatican for papal audience, he said: "The traditional teaching of the church has proven to be the only failsafe way to prevent the spread of HIV/Aids."He also warned them that African life was under threat from a number of factors, including condoms.

2. Prezervativele is facatura diavolului in sine:

The only Council project in Somalia, which focused on condom distribution, ended in early 2009.

3. Si musulmanii zic la fel, ei este la fel de destepti ca catolicii pe subiectul asta, ba mai mult, ei stiu exact de conspiratia international-capitalista de a pune HIV in prezervative:

They said that huge amounts of money were used to buy condoms. And immorality. They further said that the Ministry of Health's method of preventing HIV/AIDS was not acceptable to the Muslim traditions and generally believed that the use of condoms led to HIV infection because the condoms had been laced with the HIV. The discussion of sexual issues is a taboo in this as in other regions where most people are Muslims.

4. Solutia finala si absoluta e urmatoarea:

The solution lay, he said, in a "spiritual and human awakening" and "friendship for those who suffer".

Io ma declar prietena copiilor care mor unu la 6 minute in Somalia, ma concentrez sa ma trezesc spiritual si omeneste - gataaaaa, problema-i rezolvata pentru mine. La ce nivel la animal farm oi fi ramas?...

4 commentaires:

dollo a dit…

solutia ar fi bomba atomica, sa curete toata zona aia de tampiti, dupa cum zice colegul meu de camera...

Ioana a dit…

nu draga, viata e pretioasa, suntem prietenii vietii, sa nu uitam :)

blomamaind a dit…

In Africa, Sida se vindeca facand sex cu fetite virgine.
Asa ca tot human awakeningu' pulii, nu poate salva acel aproximativ 50% din populatie, bolnav deja, si nici toate fetitele care vor fi sacrificate pentru "purificarea spirituala" a masculilor.

Ioana a dit…

Pai de ce sa ii vindece, sa scumpeasca petrolul?!

Cât câcat de timp liber fara retele sociale

Mi-am dat seama, nu cu uimire maxima, ci asa, moderata, ca nu am nevoie de facebook ca sa imi incep ziua, sa ma cac, sa imi pierd timpul in...